ellie queen of self destruction
19/London/ who even knows @bristosucks
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high five gone wrong
HE DID A GOOD JOB
I’m dead omg this is so funny and cute
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“can i ask you something?” my immediate reply says “go for it" but my mind has already gone through the seven stages of grief
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Real estate agent: this house was built in 1784 and is filled with demons!!!
White ppl:
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